Hey guys, yup it’s me again. The adorable, sexy, handsome,
cute, successful, intelligent, unstoppable and yes you guessed it, immensely
angry Nigerian. *sniff* *sniff* * my hater sense is tingling*.
My people (Osuofia's voice), hmmmm. Quick question yeah!!!?
Do you drive? Are you a motorist? Do you man (or woman...dumb pun of a b***h)
the wheel of any metal beast? Manoeuvring that powerful beast through the
intricate network of death traps our Nigerian government calls roads? Hmmm,
Nigerian death traps???
If you do, then you know that there are forces working round
the clock to hinder you from reaching your destinations safe, sound and happy. Typical
examples, danfo drivers, mental okada riders, die-hard keke riders, witches and
wizards and of course traffic.
None of these can compare to fury hell hath unleashed like the
human beings that patrol these roads. You don’t know them? I don’t blame you,
they are in disguise. Camouflaged to resemble the sane, diligent, respectable
men in uniform that ought to facilitate our commute on these roads.
If you don’t already know the hoodlums in uniform that I am
referring to, allow me to intimate you. Every single armed or unarmed force at
a governmental or state level that was instituted to serve and protect road users.
Instead, they extort, punish, beat up and in some kill the very people they
were recruited to protect…..*shame*
Dear road user, you know I know you know who I am referring
to. However, I am not here to put them on blast. Oh I will though, just not yet.
Instead, I have compiled a ranking, a call it “Angry Nigerian’s Top 5 Road Users Uniformed
Nightmares".
Continue to see my chart…..
