The Nigerian Police "Farce" (Part 1)

Hello my ever supportive and wonderful gang of supporters and fans.....

I don't have much to write about at this current moment, ....why?? Nigga got a job men #shit! Just got a couple pics to put up in honor of our hard working, respectable, diligent, focused, well to do, benevolent, dedicated, incorruptible MIB's (this is NOT in anyway related to Will smith).

They say pictures say a thousand words. Well here are a few.

They are ever watchful.

and when one officer is not enough for the job, they do it Together.

And if you thought they were corrupt, Well think again.........

that is not a 20naira note you see that respectable officer collecting, its a letter he wants to help that driver deliver.....#looking left and right suspiciously.


They are brave, because they fight.........crime?

or each other??>>>??????? #shrugs, at least they fight something.....

and believe it or not, these niggaz can dance too

lol....so police too dey rock "yansh" (yansh: noun, booty, ass, buttocks, backside, arsenal. example, omo see that babe YANSH)

 This is only the beginning you "fcuking" retards @NPF. #angrynigerianiscomingforyou

Bitter Pill called Truth

Here we are again, its been what....three years since my last post (blame it on....i don't know, Akon or something) and spoke the innermost thoughts of my mind for all those that are interested in having an insight into the mind of Aprils fool. Well here goes, this is for your viewing pleasure.

The topic on my mind today is ...yep you guessed it from the title....TRUTH. It is said that the truth will set you free. Does it? Honestly i don't agree 100percent with this statement. I think the concept of truth is like a rope that is tied around the neck of a perpetual liar. He can't wriggle lose from it because the truth he tells will trap him in a whirl of countless explanations to people he has previously lied to. in their eyes, he loses both integrity as well as trust. Trust.....hmmmm, another word i love to hate. But right now for the purpose of this note, let me not veer away from the truth topic but mark my words Mr. trust, i will be back for you. Now where was i, Ah yes..... truth.
It is the basis of so many things, mostly relationships and even friendships and even business partnerships ....(hmmmm, lots of ships lol). without it, what you have is a charade of actors living what is called a fools paradise because the very existence of whatever ship they are in is based on a faulty foundation. We all know what happens to faulty foundations right.....yep, you got it....they come tumbling down someday. So if you want to sail on a lovely ship its best you tell the truth right.....errr, false. most people, lie....yes, we lie. we all lie......lie lie lie lie lie lie..... popular lies "i'll be there in two minutes"...two hours later the man never show... "aww,baby i love you so much"... hahaha, laughing in chinese. why though? why are people so afraid to be honest? why are they afraid to express their thoughts clearly without mincing words? why do people chose to hide behind the fake shield called lies. Jesus, why lie?

i know....cos the truth, hurts. its bitter as bitter kola or coffee without sugar or milk. How would it feel like to know that the person you love so much doesn't have an atom of feeling for you? Jesus, that is not my portion. or an important business deal you had your hopes on has gone sour and you have been left out of the loop. so not sweet. come to think of it, maybe thats why people lie....cos they feel the other party cant handle the truth. It takes a strong person to tell the truth no matter what. It may be a cruel act, especially when you know that saying the truth is gonna hurt a lot but what can you do. You have the obligation to yourself to set yourself free first, not caring if the receiver is gonna be hurt by your truth or not. Looking at it from that angle, what can say that saying the truth in itself is sort of a selfish act. but hey, who am i to judge right? Truth hurts though, but what must be done must be done....it can not be avoided. Lets just hope that whatever truths we tell today, don't come back to haunt us tomorrow. and please, try not to lie.....there is a special part in hell reserved for liars. Even though the truth is bitter, try to add a spoon full of sugar so it helps the bitter pill go down.

Once again, thank you for listening to my bullshit...arriverderci